If To Say I Bi African President, The First Thing Wey I Go Do Na To Ban Importation Of Human Hair And Bleaching Cream – Reno Omokri

Dis na tori from the Before-beforeĀ  presidential aide, Reno OmokriO

Make Una read wetin im yarn

‘I am so glad I am not an African President, because I would be EXTREMELY unpopular. My first act would be to ban importation of Human (White/Asian) hair and bleaching creams. BLACK is BEAUTIFUL would be my motto’.

‘let me shock you. The money Africa uses to import human hair/bleaching cream is MORE than money we spend on importing books! Google it. It is more important for us to look European than for us to acquire knowledge’.

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