Beggars have discovered a business strategy of begging without running after cars. This days, Its now a common thing to see them near every traffic light seizing the opportunity of the red light that indicates stop to quickly aproach cars on the queue for arms.
Enough of story jere…
Hmmm! Just this morning, in my presence , cars, buses stopped at a traffic light juction, when the light showed red. That was how two beggars, approached a particular car o! And the woman behind the steering gave them #50 (fifty naira) note to share.
You know women now? They are fond of this you and your brother share it thing, So she practiced this out of the home and gave the beggers money to share.
If she had known what would happen after she left sebi she would have not given them or look for change for them. Lol…
Anyway, after the car had left, beggar A who received the money took a lion share i.e #30 and gave beggar B #20 and this resulted to a big fight that passer by’s had to interven, evn me*wink*
No be small fight oooo
The funny and craziest part was that, beggar B, disagreed with the sharing formula with the argument that he is the senior in the begging business, thus he has to be given the largest share.
You would ask me, senior bawo? That’s how i was asking my self too oh till i heard… “I senior am by age, i senior am come this place,, i senior am come Lagos, i senior am to even start begging, him wey just start” blablabla
Enhenh!!! I opened my mouth till fly almost entered cos i was flagarbasted with his statement.
Hmmm!!! My people, gone are those days when beggars have no choice ooo, now, beggars not only have choice but also claim Seniority.
Anonymous
Lmao….Jezz!